Tautologies of April 2021

Hello. It's me again. We have only a few shops in the U.K. that call themselves delicatessens. However, every large supermarket ( and Harrods ) has a " deli" counter where you can buy meats, cheeses, olives, etc. You sometimes have to take a ticket to be served in the correct order. Anyway, here is a "deli" joke.

I went to the deli counter and I bought one sausage, one egg, one rasher of bacon and one tomato.

The girl said " You live on your own don't you ? "

I said : " How can you tell ? "

She said : " You're ugly ! " JohnB.